As requested:
I am so damn cold
With arms like a plucked chicken
[one syllable name]* stop moaning please
Oatmeal is healthy
With pumpkin or all-fruit spread
But is it tasty?
I’m scared to go pee
The bathroom is sub-zero
Like my cold black soul
Driving in the rain
For cat anti-depressants**
What a sad lunch hour
What is my role here?
Sit around and look pretty
Sure I can do that
I spy with my eye
Pictures of fish with antlers
And one with cat ears
Illegal downloads
Are frowned upon here, but still
I need more Queen tunez
*name removed for privacy’s sake
**they’re working, thank heavens
